Nov 12, 2013

Brian: "What are all these boxes doing out in the hall?"

Liz: "I decided that it was finally time for me to get organized?"

Brian: "You? Organized?"

Liz: "I'm not that bad, am I?"

Brian: "Well, I don't know anyone else who loses her keys everyday, or her phone, or her bag."

Liz: "That's called being normal."

Brian:...

Nov 4, 2013

Recently, when I was substitute teaching in a local school, I came across a very unusual creature. It was an Austrian leaf bug. It was in the elementary classroom, along with(1) other animals such as a corn snake, a hampster, and an old display of tarantulas, moths, and beetles. This particular(2) insect didn't catch...